Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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