she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I wear drunk well.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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