i don't like sucking hair
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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