How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
it's great music for shaving your balls
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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