I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
