Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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