Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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