meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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