R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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