so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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