Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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