in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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