What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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