we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Randomize
