if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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