I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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