google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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