i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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