would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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