C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I lost the right to judge tonight
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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