I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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