and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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