Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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