you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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