omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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