She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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