help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You can't just leave with hair like that
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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