you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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