Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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