I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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