Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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