How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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