new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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