Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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