is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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