Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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