Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
it glows. i had to have it.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Randomize
