i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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