i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is wine microwaveable?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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