We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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