She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
is it fun? or sober?
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