After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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