I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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