so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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