fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
