hotel room ftw
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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