break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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