haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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