Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Two words: blizzard sex
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Randomize
