Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Randomize
