physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Fuck appropriateness.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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